|Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible
DHMO -- WARNING
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless,
odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people
every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental
inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide
do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form
causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can
include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a
bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte
imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO
withdrawal means certain death.
Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have
been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in
America today. But the pollution is global, and the
contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has
caused millions of dollars of property damage in the
Midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen
monoxide is often used:
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and
the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this
practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme,
and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The Horror Must Be Stopped!
The American government has refused to
ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging
chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of
this nation." In fact, the navy and other military
organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and
designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and
utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military
research facilities receive tons of it through a highly
sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store
large quantities for later use.
It's Not Too Late!
Act NOW to prevent further contamination.
Find out more about this dangerous chemical by visiting the
Dihydrogen Monoxide Research
Division (DMRD) website. "The controversy surrounding
dihydrogen monoxide has never been more widely debated, and
the goal of this site is to provide an unbiased data
clearinghouse and a forum for public discussion."
What you don't know can hurt you and
others throughout the world.
p.s. What this little warning message
doesn't tell you is that "dihydrogen" just means "two
hydrogen atoms" and "monoxide" means "one oxygen atom." Take
a second and ask yourself a question: what do you get when
you put two hydrogen atoms with one oxygen atom? Once you
have answered that question, go back and re-read the warning
message. I think you'll get a good chuckle.